The Ascension Is Coming For Your Tag Team…Wherever You Are!

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) The nostalgia of the Raw Reunion (excuse me, #RawReunion) and a stage surrounded by the likes of the New Age Outlaws, the NWO, and the APA proved too much for the newest outsiders The Ascenion, last Monday. I'm careful to maintain "The" in front of their name. It's … Continue reading The Ascension Is Coming For Your Tag Team…Wherever You Are!

The Hard Goodbye to Parts Unknown

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) My six a.m. alarm goes off with the usual intro to Metallica's "For Whom The Bell Tolls," which snaps me to attention immediately. The challenge is to dismiss it before the heavy guitar kicks in. Two gongs. Not a lot of time. No worries, though, in disabling it. … Continue reading The Hard Goodbye to Parts Unknown

Twas’ the Beast That Killed the Beauty: Or How I Learned to Recant the Catharsis of Brock Lesnar

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) Four months ago, I called it a "mad, mad scene" in Ferguson. Four months later, it is still a mad, mad, scene. Sadly, it hasn't changed. In fact, it is has spread more than Ebola was ever forecasted by the most irrational yokels. Injustice has a way of … Continue reading Twas’ the Beast That Killed the Beauty: Or How I Learned to Recant the Catharsis of Brock Lesnar

Wrestling Pyrite

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) There are a great many of us that have grown up with professional wrestling in some regard. Simply put, it's been generational for us; two fold. Not only has it been running parallel to our growth from boys (or girls) into rebellious teenage adolescence all the way into … Continue reading Wrestling Pyrite

Has A Dive Through the Ropes Lost its Luster?

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) I feel like this has been brewing for sometime. Only recently have I been able to draw attention to it. We all watch varying degrees of WWE programming. Whether, its Raw, Smackdown, NXT, Main Event, Superstars, even shows back in time thanks to the Network. It's not a … Continue reading Has A Dive Through the Ropes Lost its Luster?

True Gamesmanship

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83)   We are so damn smart, aren't we? Put the magazines away. This is the generation of forums, Youtube, podcasts, and countless forms of media. All of these combine to make us the smartest mother fuckers on the planet. At least when it comes to wrestling. Where we … Continue reading True Gamesmanship

Welcome Back, Big Guy: The Raging Return of Ryback

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) For many years in sports, film, and wrestling, the big three of my entertainment sphere, I had a paradigm that existed that as a kid I couldn't explain or understand. For the sake of current events, I'll use Peyton Manning as an example before we get into the … Continue reading Welcome Back, Big Guy: The Raging Return of Ryback

Randy Orton RKO’s Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, and, well, Twitter.

    Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) It was the perfect storm of events. Sometime around mid afternoon on Monday, a series of vines started circulating Twitter, retweeted and favorited in droves. Very familiar "fail" videos; poor unsuspecting yokels in everyday life that take the worst kind of tumbles that bring out the … Continue reading Randy Orton RKO’s Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, and, well, Twitter.

The Rock vs. Triple H and the Last Great Attitude Era Payoff

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) There were many reactions to The Rock's return last Monday night in Brooklyn. Actually, two to be exact. More or less two. Excitement/bewilderment and apathy/vitriol. So, that's four reactions, but in the end you get the idea. And in the end, what The Rock did was The Rock … Continue reading The Rock vs. Triple H and the Last Great Attitude Era Payoff

Who Was That Bad News Brown, Anyway?

Written under duress by Critical Bill (@williamrenken83) Two men in black trunks throw their weight around with the president of the WWE. Irrepressible gents, creating their own maelstrom in the vortex of bland that creeps into the present pro wrestling picture in the northeast. Bulls in a china shop. Counter culture. An understatement to call … Continue reading Who Was That Bad News Brown, Anyway?