Woeful Wrestling Figures: Total Nonstop Action….Figures.

Back in 2008, a local discount store took delivery of some clearance stock of TNA action figures, the ones made by ToyBiz before Jakks Pacific nabbed the TNA toy rights and of course I bought one of each figure they had. So while I wait for the postman to deliver my suspect packages, I thought … Continue reading Woeful Wrestling Figures: Total Nonstop Action….Figures.

Woeful Wrestling Figures:Royal Grumble.

So it looks as though I'have in fact exhausted Poundland's supply of cheap wrestling toys for the foreseeable future but I still have a need to give you the lowdown on some polymer pugilists. Instead of some lousy fakes I've taken a step towards respectability in an odyssey to official merchandise and a sextet of … Continue reading Woeful Wrestling Figures:Royal Grumble.

WWF: Woeful Wrestling Figures 4:Vanilla Midgets.

So far I've been able to have a lot of fun taking cheap shots at cheap toys and although they are some of the most hilariously barrel-bottom scraping garbage I've come across they have the good sense to be inexpensive. One singular unit of currency per figure seems like a hell of a deal right? … Continue reading WWF: Woeful Wrestling Figures 4:Vanilla Midgets.

WWF: Woeful Wrestling Figures 3: The Chode Warriors

My toy story continues! Those nice folks at Poundland have gotten their mitts on another clutch of plastic wrestling figures of questionable origin. In the next part I'll have something different in a troupe of miniature figures complete with enough weapons and accessories to make New Jack jealous but before that the heavyweights are back … Continue reading WWF: Woeful Wrestling Figures 3: The Chode Warriors

WWF: Woeful Wrestling Figures.

Written by Martin Dixon (@BunnySuicida). Wrestling figures are great aren't they? From Remco to Hasbro and Jakks Pacific to Mattel, wrestling toys have let the young and young at heart recreate some of Sports Entertainment's greatest moments as well as craft whole new ones completely from the imagination. Hulk Hogan versus AJ Styles? Easy, The … Continue reading WWF: Woeful Wrestling Figures.

Wrestling in the Clinton Years: Big Wang Vader.

Don't call it a comeback. Hello and welcome to the first edition of Wrestling in the Clinton years in quite some time. If I can be slightly personal for a moment,  my break from this was due to a severe bout of depression that nearly claimed more than just my blogging hobby so in an … Continue reading Wrestling in the Clinton Years: Big Wang Vader.

Wrestling in the Clinton years: You didn’t get the memo about casual Monday?

Hello and welcome to one of the more significant editions of Wrestling in the Clinton years, this being the first of the famous "Disney tapings" from the famous Florida theme park and the first episode since the reveal of the third man who joined the Outsiders at the previous night's PPV.  Get this, the third … Continue reading Wrestling in the Clinton years: You didn’t get the memo about casual Monday?

Wrestling in the Clinton Years: Winner by Glitterball

By Martin Dixon (@BunnySuicida) WCW Monday Nitro, July 1st, 1996. Yes it's that time again, time for another scintillating edition of Wrestling in the Clinton years, a better slice of 90s nostalgia than the New Age Outlaws getting a title run in 2014. Bash at the Beach is a mere six days away ans Eric Bischoff … Continue reading Wrestling in the Clinton Years: Winner by Glitterball

Wrestling in the Clinton Years: Prognosis: CHOKESLAM!

By Martin Dixon (@BunnySuicida) 69 DUDES! Hello and welcome to this most naughtily numbered edition of Wrestling in the Clinton years.  It also reminds me just how many of these things I've written and my mind boggles at how many words comprise WitCY.  If you've read them all award yourselves a medal and lets oil … Continue reading Wrestling in the Clinton Years: Prognosis: CHOKESLAM!