Woeful Wrestling Figures: 2016 A Toy Odyssey.

Happy holidays Internet, 'tis the season to make list posts (fa la la la la, etc) and being the hack fraud that I am I've decided to get a piece of clickbait pie and try to put a full stop at the end of my fraught journey through this mad, bad and very weird year … Continue reading Woeful Wrestling Figures: 2016 A Toy Odyssey.

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Woeful Wrestling Figures:Changing Faces

Come with me now on a trip back to the heady days of 2005, a time before the credit crunch, before selfie sticks and before Brexit with a quintet of my favourite figures I've encountered so far as a connoisseur of craptacular toys and serve as a perfect example of pre-housing crisis toy manufacturing decadence. … Continue reading Woeful Wrestling Figures:Changing Faces

Woeful Wrestling Figures: Gonna Make You Sweat!

I un-ironically love the WWF Maximum Sweat figures now I've had a chance to really get to know them. Sure, they may be lumpen and exaggerated but that's why I love them, they are hyper-real cartoons of a hyper-real cartoon with a little button on the back that makes water run from their foreheads to … Continue reading Woeful Wrestling Figures: Gonna Make You Sweat!

Woeful Wrestling Figures:Royal Grumble.

So it looks as though I'have in fact exhausted Poundland's supply of cheap wrestling toys for the foreseeable future but I still have a need to give you the lowdown on some polymer pugilists. Instead of some lousy fakes I've taken a step towards respectability in an odyssey to official merchandise and a sextet of … Continue reading Woeful Wrestling Figures:Royal Grumble.

Bray Wyatt, Undertaker and the fear of getting old.

By Martin Dixon (@BunnySuicida) I've made no bones about my love for The Undertaker, since his mesmerising debut that the 1990 Survivor Series I have been scared of, enamoured with and at all times respectful of "The Phenom". Wether portraying an unfeeling ghoul, a tortured anti-hero, The Lord of Darkness, The "American Badass", "Booger Red" … Continue reading Bray Wyatt, Undertaker and the fear of getting old.

The 10 Spot: Best Moments in WWE for 2013

Welcome to another edition of the 10 Spot, 4CR’s only article that’s built by social media! As we approach the end of a fantastic 2013 in the world of wrestling, I felt it was time to hear from all of you on a variety of “best of” topics for the year. This is the first … Continue reading The 10 Spot: Best Moments in WWE for 2013